that one song about closing the goddamn door
haven’t you people ever heard of it
#okay i know some people hate this scene because they think it’s whedon making fun of cap#and that might have been how he intended it#but the way evans and rdj played it is so perfect#because there’s steve’s sass coming back#’seriously?’#’seriously tony?’#’what exactly are you expecting from me?’#’it’s been like a week and a half since i got here from the 40s’#’what does it look like?’#’well it seems to run on some form of electricity’#unspoken ‘you moron’#and tony’s response is just like#’i don’t know what i was expecting’#’you got me there’#i don’t know#i just thought the two of them played it perfectly off each other [via invisiblespork]
Forget the ’40s - I lay even odds that ten contemporary MIT engineering professors would all be like: “…the fuck I know.”
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!
Canada gets silver:
ok but it’s canada
The truly inspiring story of the Chinese rubbish collector who saved and raised THIRTY babies abandoned at the roadside
A woman has been hailed a hero after details of her astonishing work with abandoned children has emerged.
Lou Xiaoying, now 88 and suffering from kidney failure, found and raised more than 30 abandoned Chinese babies from the streets of Jinhua, in the eastern Zhejiang province where she managed to make a living by recycling rubbish.
She and her late husband Li Zin, who died 17 years ago, kept four of the children and passed the others onto friends and family to start new lives.
Her youngest son Zhang Qilin - now aged just seven - was found in a dustbin by Lou when she was 82.
‘Even though I was already getting old I could not simply ignore the baby and leave him to die in the trash. He looked so sweet and so needy. I had to take him home with me,’ she said.
Why doesn’t this have more notes?
This woman is nothing short of an angel.
She has so little and gives so much, and organizations such as the government and school systems won’t do anything for this cause.
I am at loss of words at this lady’s sacrifice.
So I went to target and these skeletons were doing the Titanic.
My bucket list:
- Have sex with Michael
- Have sex with Calum
- Have sex with Luke
- Have sex with Ashton
- Maybe have sex with all of them at the same time
- Probably bang Michael a second time for the hell of it
Then don’t you mean this is your FUCKIT LIST ?
The engines of the Tallylyn Raliway, located in Wales, and their fictional “Thomas and Friends” counterparts.
Tallylyn (b. 1864) - Skarloey
Dolgoch (b. 1866) - Rheneas
Sir Haydn (b. 1878) - Sir Handel/Falcon
Edward Thomas (b. 1921) - Peter Sam/Stuart
Midlander (b. 1941) - Rusty
Douglas (b. 1918) - Duncan
Tom Rolt (b. 1949) - Ivo Hugh (illustrated story series only)
Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods
I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.
its a surprising number of young gay men captioning it “me”
Sabrina the Teenage Bitch
my heart just melted.
LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO